nightgowns

c/o

Sleeping in a nightgown is my signature trademark. Usually when people first see mine, I hear "WAIT, what is that?", or "Please tell me you don't wear that thing?!", or a good one I've heard: "You look like a weird pilgrim".  What they don't know, is that I am actually embodying high-class fashion. Do you want to know who wore nightgowns just like mine to bed? Jackie O. Yup, that's right, one of the world's iconic fashionistas slept in billowy long frocks (that's hers above) like me. Why did she do this? Because they're FANTASTIC. Nightgowns are like having an extra blanket wrap all the way around your body while you sleep. They keep you warm, they don't give you wedgies, they're never too tight, and most importantly, they provide plenty of room to dance in when necessary. In three words: Nighgowns are bomb. Clearly Jackie O and I have great taste:

Sexy can I? Absolutely

that is all.